It seems that my only distinguishing feature that makes me look my age is my facial hair. Without it I look like I should still be a freshman in high school. This is only my face not the rest of my body but it's kind of interesting to think that a beard and mustache or just a beard can make so much difference in how old I look.

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Last Wednesday was the middle of my spring break ironically it wasn't spring and the weather was below freezing. But on Wednesday I decided to go to my brothers apartment to join in the second annual game of cupcakes (I missed the first). The game consist of every one at the table has to eat the cupcakes and if the first person in the rotation eats a cupcake everyone at the table has to eat another cupcake. It seems simple enough right. Well it would be simple if that were the whole thing but it gets a lot more sinister than that.

What happens...

The cupcakes are made by my brothers friend and current roommate. He cooked 108 cupcakes I'm pretty sure because we had 8 people at the table including him and after 6 cupcakes each we were trying to get 3 of my friends to come over (two of which bailed on coming because the third talked them out of it) so when we went to see how many would have been left if they had eaten 18 I haphazardly counts 42 but it make sense cause 108 is just a 9 cape cake pans. But this is kind of off the topic of what I'm getting at.

Back to what happens . . .

My brothers friend/roommate makes then cupcakes but there not ordinary cupcakes he proceeds to put stuff it them before they're baked and after he baked them all he frosted them all.

Some of the stuff he put in them was ok and some was horrible.

Under the good you have
Lemon heads, Gummy bears, Almonds, other things along those lines.

Under the bad it was much much worse
egg shell, hot sauce (It was really hot hot sauce), straight kool-aid mix (not the stuff with sugar added to it to make instant drink), laxatives (yes laxatives regular dose 2 things he put 3 in each one he did), dog biscuit (which my brother and him each got), garlic, onion, horsey sauce, and other horrible things.

This years was much more worse than the first.

So I'm there I ended up being third in the rotation and I don't like cupcakes to begin with I mean one or two are fine but anymore and I might as well take a knife to my pancreas (diabetes runs in my family on both sides).

I also don't like chocolate and I'm not fond of frosting (some call it icing) the only frosting that I like is vanilla and the cupcakes are made so that the flavors have equal ammount of good stuff as the other flavors and bad stuff as the other flavors so off the bat I'm taking a hit on luck because the guy who made the cupcakes has a girl I went to school with as a friend and she had three of her friends there and they decided to frost a much with strawberry frosting so that limited my choices even more.

It ended up they didn't eat the strawberry frosted ones which kinda pissed off the maker.

(If you've read this far I commend you and I'm sorry for the long explanations)

But heres where the real story comes in the friend/roommate (for shortening reasons I'm going to refer to him as f/r) decides to video tape the reactions which kind of made sense seeing as some of us were bound to gag and it was hilarious.

It ended up ending at 6 cupcakes each because the starter was a pussy (although I didn't have any objections to it neither did my brother because I got screwed on selection of death and after what I got most anyone would want to stop)

I ended up getting
raisens
horsey sauce (which I gagged bad on)
hot sauce (which i also gagged on)
kool-aid ( wasn't that bad but I like sour things if I had dulled my taste bud I could have went to town on that cupcake straight up)
lemon head
And I think some kind of nut tasted like peanut butter

But after the game got wused out we still had 60 cupcakes so we ended up play monopoly and using them as trade fodder (like I'll give you boardwalk if u give me 200 and eat 2 cupcakes) and when you ended up in jail or landed on free parking ( free parking was a double-edged sword because the house rule of 500 in the middle plus payment from income and luxary tax and the cards)

I ended up going home at 1:30 am because I had a cold and by that time I had eaten 7 altogether my seventh was another kool-aid.

It's not an exciting story but it's hilarious for anyone there. Or if you saw the video which Is Inappropriate for newgrounds more of a you tube thing which I wouldn't doubt if f/r posted it lol.

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First I'll do a list then I'll go into a few rants.
Not all will be about things on newgrounds.
The order I put them in does not hold any purpose it's just how I write them.
I won't swear but feel free to replace freaking with f***ing and such because I would if I was sure it couldn't get me in trouble.

(Get a snack this might be awhile)

1. People who don't use crosswalks and cross in between two crosswalks that are about 20 feet apart.
2. When people try to use those stupid freaking non words like confuzzled it's not a freaking word.
3. People who park in handicap spaces even though there perfectly capable of walking. (You might know someone like this they use maybe one of there parents handicaped mirror hangers and park in the spot even though theres nothing wrong with them if I had my way I'd break there leg(s) and make them honest)
4. This can go along with number 3 commuters who park in employees only spots because they don't want to walk. (Yes, I did see a commuter who was able bodied park in an employee only handicaped space)
5. People who insist that the bible is 100% true (I'll let you figure out why I don't like that)
6. People who think everyone in the U.S. should speak English.
7. (This goes with #6) People who say immigrants are ruining this country. (We're all descentant from immigrants By this logic the only ones who have any real right to complain are the Native Americans)
8. People who don't believe in any form of evolution what so ever.
9. People who think Homosexuals shouldn't be aloud to get married because it supposedly isn't natural. (I'm straight)
10. People who blindly follow what ever the president says.
11. Random trash in the portal
12. Spamming the portal (yes there is a difference)
13. People who think they deserve something more than they've gotten (like grade and reward wise exception if theres a flaw in like a math test or something)
14. People who think your gay because you don't have a girlfriend
15. People in general (only sometimes)
16. Myspace, YouTube, FaceBook, Friendster, EHarmony, Match.com, and other websites of the sort
(I know myspace and those dating websites are not the same kind of site)
17. Switch statements (if you don't get this one its a programming thing)
18. Those stupid commercial get rich quick schemes
19. My ADHD, OCD, And tourrettes
20. The writers strike (just give them more damn money its not like you damn producers arn't rich enough)

I'm cutting it short because I have stuff for school I need to do and I can't really pay attention to writing while I have this stuff hanging over my head.

Feel Free to comment and even add things you think are annoying I'm still going to continue my list later though.

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